For an American Hippie, India is a land of purest form of eternity on this face of our planet earth. No Doubt for him, but a biggest misquote for us. To be more precise on his behalf, he will be quite very happy to discover the free flow of Marijuana, Hash, Charas etc over the banks of Ganges without any enforcement problem from ATF (Arms, Tobacco & Fire Arms – a special American law enforcement agency working against narcotics world). And as far as our very own NCB (Narcotics Control Bureau) is concerned, just relax…. they have there very own salsa dance arrangements. (Courtesy: Mumbai Dance Bar Girl’s Association – At present they are looking for an overseas expansion, anyone interested???)

As we are quite familiar with our very own tendency to remain above all the purest form of humans… sometimes I feel quite lucky that we have got our very own Ganges running through the heart of our country. As long as its flowing… don’t worry …just commit as many as sins in your life and later have a dip at there for the cleansing… you will just feel like god and propel yourself for next cynical adventure of corruption, theft, robbery even rape too. Soon, Ministry of Tourism will put an advertisement over all the leading news dailies of India and Abroad with a slogan “ All Clear – Anti-Sin Shower at Our Holy Ganges”. Let Hope so we will get Saddam Hussein as our very next high-profile prospective tourist… even the offer is quite open for Mr. Bush also.

A newly renovated barbershop has been opened in the first floor of a complex, at the heart of Saharanpur City, UP. With great pomp and bang, the new establishment got the huge attention of the people. A very regular customer came to the locality for his menial need, when he discovered the shop’s old ground floor location. Along with he found a notice board with some written words “ Neeche ke baal upar bante hain!” Now that’s what we call a great Indian way to let our customers know about our address change. Watch out Harvard!!!!

“ Why not for a change: Let’s stop the self-flagellation and celebrate the positive aspects of our lives?? ” – Shobba De. I totally agree with her, Let’s stop it!! But can she tell me what next we should do??? No!! She can’t suggest a single thing for the mass. We, the Indians, the Non-Vegetarian Indians, our thoughts have evolved far beyond the imaginations of our Ghandhis and Sardars. And by passing time, the moral way of thinking is eroding like seashore. We have Shiv-Sena, VHP, and Bajrang Dal to enforce their definition of morality. The Game of “Sher” and “Bakri” will keep going on as long as someone gets our DNA transfused. (If it ever happens, I will myself go to Kashi and have a dip at Holy Ganges). Rebellion is not needed in the politics, economy, administration, law order etc… but its very much needed in our people’s attitude. As we know a very famous English phrase, “Your Attitude decides Your Altitude”.